I'm looking for a Cultured, yet "Crazy" Lady Friend who will be more than happy to be a No-Strings-Attached, Fun-Loving, Party-Hardy Playmate.

I'm currently in a relationship and he's well-aware of my Extra-Curricular Interests and Supports it 100% even though he won't necessarily be joining us on the various adventures and even when he does, the arrangement is - No Touching / Getting Involved in the Kinky-Stuff.

GUYS: Please take the 2-mins and read this before just throwing your Explicit Pics at me - you'll achieve Zip... Zero... Nadda... Abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING (Except for making you come across as a disrespectful, horndog chasing Cyberspace Ass DESPERATELY - NOT SEXY!!! And you end up wasting your time only as I end up deleting most male pick-up messages as they are nothing more than Ugly in their Desperation...

For those few Rightly Raised - Apologies for the extended explanation above - I'm sure you're just as tired of the Nameless, Faceless Freaks lurking for kinky pics and dirty words...

Wham-Bam-Cheers-Cyber-Ma' am Assholes...